What if...Germany was the only country?
- Switzerland: no longer a country
- Seriously.
- David Hasselhoff and Nena considered world treasures
- Turkish immigrants baffle citizens
- "Are they evolved from birds?"
- Fast food restaurants now serve German Fries
- Big Mac now Big Wolfgang
- World War I just a war of German unification
- Stevie Wonder changed name to Stevie Wunder
- Fashion world turned upside down
- Khaki = perennially in
- Lederhosen = fabulous
- No one ever says "If it weren't for us, you'd all be speaking German"
- Without anyone to invade during World War II, Hitler mounts attack on Jupiter
- Polka Hall of Fame attendance up 500 percent
- Austria still lame
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