Tuesday, January 5, 2010

What if...Germany was the only country?

What if...Germany was the only country?
  • Switzerland: no longer a country
    • Seriously.
  • David Hasselhoff and Nena considered world treasures
  • Turkish immigrants baffle citizens
    • "Are they evolved from birds?"
  • Fast food restaurants now serve German Fries
    • Big Mac now Big Wolfgang
  • World War I just a war of German unification
  • Stevie Wonder changed name to Stevie Wunder
  • Fashion world turned upside down
    • Khaki = perennially in
    • Lederhosen = fabulous
  • No one ever says "If it weren't for us, you'd all be speaking German"
  • Without anyone to invade during World War II, Hitler mounts attack on Jupiter
  • Polka Hall of Fame attendance up 500 percent
  • Austria still lame

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